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Vampire Porn
July 24th, 2010 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in boyz, deep thoughtsWow it’s been such a long time since I’ve blogged. I really do apologize to all my fans out there (ha). I thought that I loved the show Lost. I invested hours and hours of my time into it. I mean that show was on for like, what, 7 years? Geesh. But I didn’t know what “love” really was. I used to watch so much tv when I was a kid. That’s probably why I was so anti social, eh hem. But anyways, as I got older and especially this year I’ve moved from watching tv to reading. I’m really blossoming into a mature woman-books! But because I work in the tv world I really need to start watching more tv, sigh. So! My favorite, most loved show is True Blood on HBO. OMG I could have sex with this show. It’s sooooo good. What is it about? Vampires. Vampires having sex. Lots of sex. And the story line’s good too. It really is an acceptable form of porn for women. We can talk about the show without sounding like pervs, but we all really know that this show is mostly about sex. I’ve been told I look like Anna Paquin- the leading lady, Sookie. So that doesn’t hurt my fantasies of me vicariously living through her (on the show of course, I don’t care about her in real life….um well maybe I do. She’s dating her Vampire lover on the show in real life- bitch). Ah Bill her sexy older Vampire lover. So hot that Bill. I’ve recently actually branched out to dating hot sexy older men because of Bill. But, older guys are no different then guys my age, except that they have wayyyyy more issues. Anyways! The tangents, the tangents. Then there’s Vampire Eric. Mm Mm Mm. All the gals I know love Eric. My favorite type of boy- blond with a fabulous bod. I could just eat him alive. And I won’t forget Jason. He’s not a vampire but he’s super dumb, blond, and really cute. Can you tell I have a thing for blonds? So…. True Blood is on Sundays. HBO is great cause if you miss a show you can watch it On Demand the next day. But HELL NO. I’ve only missed the live airing once and that was due to a work commitment. And you know the first thing I did when I got home was watch! Every Sunday night at 9 you now know where you can find me. Please don’t call me during that time. I’ll accept texts only because throughout the episode my cousin and I send each other messages about how amazing a certain sex scene was or how we each want a piece of Eric. But only texts about the show. Don’t waste my time.
p.s I’ve attached a sexy pic of Sookie and Eric.
Morning Subway Rides
January 12th, 2010 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in deep thoughtsMorning subway rides are usually very zen for me. I listen to music, drink my coffee, and read my book. Now that’s if I get a seat…and luckily I usually do. But on a rare occasion there just may not be enough seats for everyone. So some are stuck standing. It’s truly an amazing phenomenon- watching women on the subway waiting for a seat to open up. And yes, I am one of those women. We step in the car, realize there are no seats, and take a good guess who might be getting up next and hover over them. It’s the predator stalking it’s prey. And of course all of the standing ladies are eyeing each other, the competition, and ready to pounce into the first open seat. And that is exactly what happens. A seat opens and the nearest woman jumps her ass in that open seat. Now many times two women will go for the same seat and someone has to look like the bigger woman and say “oh you can sit here”, obviously pissed off wearing a fake smile. But it truly is amazing- the women standing, the tension building in the car. And forget about men without a seat, they have no chance in hell.
Wii Wii
January 11th, 2010 by Sipora | 2 Comments | Filed in deep thoughts, kvetchingWhy are kids and so many grown men addicted to playing video games? I remember loving them when I was younger, but now when I play them I’m like- eh. So about two weeks ago my co-worker went on, and on, and on about how he bought his “daughter” (aka- himself) a Wii system. Now, I’ve played Wii before (the sports package) at friend’s houses and was always like- eh. But for some reason because of my co-workers ranting I started to research Wii games and get really excited. Ohhhh there’s “Wii Fit”- an exercise program. I could really use that! (because I exercise sooooo much). So being the impulsive asshole that I am, I dropped 200 bucks on a Wii game system. I then bought the new Super Mario Brothers game, Wii Resort (another sports package), and an extra controller (the extra controller is still in its original package because no one has come over to play with me yet. Yes I am pathetic). Please note that I have not bought the “Wii Fit”- the original reason for me buying the Wii. But I figure the sports games are enough exercise for now. So now I own a Wii. I like the games where you’re actually moving better than the ones that you sit on the couch playing. I bought a ten dollar game that you race around a grocery store pushing a cart and try to find certain items such as a chicken or a sack of flour. I had to stop because it made me nauseous and gave me a headache. Hopefully I will continue to play with my Wii and it doesn’t become a dust collector along with the many other impulsive buys I’ve made over the years. <sigh>
POF
January 10th, 2010 by Sipora | 4 Comments | Filed in boyzSo there’s this new dating site- Plenty of Fish.com and it’s totally “Free”. I decided to post a pic of myself and write a little profile after a few friends told me about the site and that my self esteem would go waaaayyyyy up because you get tons of emails. Now who doesn’t like a little self esteem boosting?! I decided to put up just one pic of me- a super sexy one- just for fun. Boy, do the emails come pouring in! I would like to share a few lines written to me and also some pictures of the hot studs that have sent me emails. Sadly I deleted a lot of the good emails…before I knew I would blog about this. I will post more when I get them 
Enjoy!!!
(note- I just copied and pasted)
Salacioustongue wrote: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Rafikmichael wrote: i see verey nice photo i want to be friend with you i can
FunIslandGuy (52 yrs old btw) wrote: I love film and writing. I am in SAG. I would like to talk to you about anything.
Bra
January 10th, 2010 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in deep thoughtsI walked into Victoria’s Secret today looking for a new bra. This 70 year old sales woman asked me if I needed help. She led me over to a table of bras saying “This is the bra that I wear”. And….I bought the bra…hmm.
Scarves
September 27th, 2009 by Sipora | 3 Comments | Filed in kvetchingDo you know what really pisses me off? I shall tell you. The “scarf trend”. I was shopping on the upper east side yesterday and every woman and her mother was wearing a freakin scarf. It’s September, not December. I understand it is a fashion trend, but I’m so over it. I’ve been seeing women wearing sweats and they throw on a scarf and “pouf” they now are wearing a put together outfit. It’s such a cheap trend! Everywhere I go- women in scarves. I’ll accept winter scarves and shawls, but none of this- throw a scarf on my ugly outfit and think I’m put together. …..I’m just sayin….
Cheetah Girls
September 23rd, 2009 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in pixWhy is it still 80 degrees outside? I thought this was fall…. I saw the Cheetah Girls on the F train and snapped a pic!
Happy New Year!
September 17th, 2009 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in deep thoughtsI love this time of year. The weather gets so invigorating. September-October has always felt more like the “New Year” than December (Yes, I realize it is the Jewish New Year, but this is the first time I am really thinking about it). The fresh, crisp, cool air awakens me. New York is good in the Fall, especially at night. September is the new school year and that will always be ingrained in me. New backpack, new clothing, what’s not to love?! Halloween is basically my “New Years Party”. I’ve always enjoyed Halloween. I hope when I’m 40 I’ll be married to a hot man and will be living in a big lovely house or fabulous duplex apartment and I will throw a grand Halloween party…every year! Hey…I can dream. I mean, does anyone actually enjoy running around in 20 degree weather in the dead of winter…at midnight!? Not I. There’s nothing new about January 1st. It’s nice…peaceful, and quiet. Good for snuggling and hot cocoa. But September is new.
Cat Head
September 15th, 2009 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in pixI’m a big walker. Since I live in NYC and don’t own a car, I walk. I love to walk. Walking rocks. So I was walking one nice day down Broadway to Union Square. The city is filled with tons of colorful (putting it nicely) characters. Notice the picture below! I snapped this asshole with a cat on his head. Yes…a cat on his head. I should add that while I was walking I was also mindlessly listening to my ipod. Walking + Ipod= great times. So I snapped the picture and what happened? The cat head asshole starts screaming and pointing at me. My body froze from terror, but I looked away and continued walking. This trashy lady (cat head man’s partner) with smokers voice ran up to me and said “that picture is a one dollar donation!” I looked at her in my terror, put my hands in my pockets and said- “I don’t have a dollar! I have five…do you have change?” Of course she says nope and there I am, standing with this scary lady and my five dollar bill. She had two single bills. I took her two bucks, gave her my five and quickly walked the fuck away. This fabulous picture cost me three bucks! That Bitch! I’m such a chicken 
need some balls, seriously. Should of just continued walking. Street bullys! I hope that cat sits on her face while she’s sleeping.
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