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Fuck You
December 3rd, 2010 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in kvetching, pixA few weeks ago I was in the ladies room at work, in a stall- peeing. Since it was the end of the day and I was heading home, I had all my stuff with me- my bag and coat. Now in this ladies room there is no place to put your shit except on the floor. I could of draped my coat over a stall but decided to pile it next to my bag on the floor. So while I’m in the stall doing my business someone walks in the ladies room. She shouts out loud- Ew! Who puts their coat on the bathroom floor, that’s disgusting! (it wasn’t those exact words but something like that). I was kinda shocked that someone would actually say that. Keep your thoughts to yourself- shut up. I did not respond to her remark. She then made a joke like she was kidding the whole time. I still didn’t respond. I was not in the mood to say haha that’s so funny to her. I stayed in the stall until she left, to avoid the confrontation. Well what I wish I said to that lovely lady is FUCK YOU. Do you know where my coat has been?! I ride the NYC subways everyday wearing that coat. My body touches nasty subway seats that a bum was probably sitting on before me- drooling and crapping on and shedding his nasty dry skin on. I get squished in between every disgusting New Yorker in the cars. It’s not like I enjoy it, I just have to except it. Everyday I walk down the NYC streets, bumping and pushing my way through nasty commuters. I lean on buildings that pigeons shit on and bums piss on. Taxis? Do you know how many people puke in taxis? Now really- is it that gross that I put my coat on the bathroom floor? I don’t think so. This is a dirty disgusting city and there’s absolutely nothing I can do about it. So again- fuck you and I hope you get lots of nasty germs today.
* NOTE: I’m sure these are two very nice people.
New Subway Hand Rail
November 15th, 2010 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in pixI noticed this shiny new hand rail on the F train this morning. I wonder how many drunks/children will get their heads stuck in there.
Man Uggs!
November 11th, 2010 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in boyz, deep thoughts, pixI recently purchased my first pair of Uggs! (Yes, I actually had the money this year. I’m really moving up in this world.) Black, tall, and extra comfy. They really are super awesome. They’re basically outdoor slippers. When I get home I usually kick off my shoes but the Uggs stay on, my feet engulfed in their furry warmness- that sounds dirty, hmmm. Now my question is- How come I don’t see men wearing Uggs? There’s nothing feminine about them. And they’re marketed to men too. Men really need to take advantage of them! I’ve noticed that many people are against men wearing Uggs- saying they’re gay, sissy, blah blah blah. I think a REAL man would wear Uggs. I’d be all over a guy that sported some hot Uggs. I totally encourage this comfy fashion statement. I’ve posted a pic of Petey, my dad’s bird, sitting on my new Uggs and a bunch of men wearing Uggs.
BAM! …Ears.
September 14th, 2010 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in pixSo this is a poster that’s been down in my subway station for the past week. I guess it’s for an art exhibit. Am I the only one noticing this chicks really huge ears? Or maybe they’re part of the exhibit? Sheesh. Wait, no really…are they part of the exhibit?
imeth
September 7th, 2010 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in pixAwesome new iphone app! imeth! Find out what you’ll look like after 1, 5, or 10 years of doing crystal meth! Coming soon- ihoard. A&E call us! Click on pic twice for full effect!
click on pic twice for full size!
credit to Willy Air
Cheetah Girls
September 23rd, 2009 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in pixWhy is it still 80 degrees outside? I thought this was fall…. I saw the Cheetah Girls on the F train and snapped a pic!
Cat Head
September 15th, 2009 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in pixI’m a big walker. Since I live in NYC and don’t own a car, I walk. I love to walk. Walking rocks. So I was walking one nice day down Broadway to Union Square. The city is filled with tons of colorful (putting it nicely) characters. Notice the picture below! I snapped this asshole with a cat on his head. Yes…a cat on his head. I should add that while I was walking I was also mindlessly listening to my ipod. Walking + Ipod= great times. So I snapped the picture and what happened? The cat head asshole starts screaming and pointing at me. My body froze from terror, but I looked away and continued walking. This trashy lady (cat head man’s partner) with smokers voice ran up to me and said “that picture is a one dollar donation!” I looked at her in my terror, put my hands in my pockets and said- “I don’t have a dollar! I have five…do you have change?” Of course she says nope and there I am, standing with this scary lady and my five dollar bill. She had two single bills. I took her two bucks, gave her my five and quickly walked the fuck away. This fabulous picture cost me three bucks! That Bitch! I’m such a chicken 
need some balls, seriously. Should of just continued walking. Street bullys! I hope that cat sits on her face while she’s sleeping.
Sleeping Clover
June 2nd, 2009 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in deep thoughts, pixSo I bought a “bathroom plant” about two months ago. It’s actually been doing pretty well, meaning- I have been keeping it alive! It’s one pot filled with a bunch of different types of plants, one of the plants being Clover. I recently noticed that my little clover plant actually sleeps at night! In the morning it’s open and pretty, and at night it folds up and goes to sleep! Sleeping Clover. That should be the name of a 90’s trip-hop group.
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