Water

My brother told me I needed to drink more water. So, I said okay and started drinking more water. For the first few weeks I was lugging those huge bottles of Evian and Fiji water home, determined to drink a bottle a day. I did it. No problem. I peed like every hour. What a pain in the ass. Now, I am not the most frugal person I know so I didn’t stop buying these huge bottles of water because they cost 3.50 a pop. I was just tired of lugging these heavy bottles home every week. Again being the non-frugal person I am I purchased a fancy Klean Kanteen water bottle for 20 bucks and started taking water from the UV water purifier thingy at work (I guess that’s being frugal?). Anyway, ya know, it’s one of those healthy, fancy, no chemicals inside bottles. Well the freakin bottle came with an extra surprise. It chirps! Or gargles. I’m not sure which one. I’m like stressed out every time I take a sip of water! It’s embarrassing. What do I do if I’m in a yoga class and need water? So distracting. I’m scared people will look at me funny on the subway. I was ganna return the thing but don’t wanna look like the crazy neurotic person I am. So here’s a little video of me drinking out of this bottle.

Sipora drinks from loud bottle