Archive for July, 2010

Vampire Porn

July 24th, 2010 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in boyz, deep thoughts

Wow it’s been such a long time since I’ve blogged. I really do apologize to all my fans out there (ha). I thought that I loved the show Lost. I invested hours and hours of my time into it. I mean that show was on for like, what, 7 years? Geesh. But I didn’t know what “love” really was. I used to watch so much tv when I was a kid. That’s probably why I was so anti social, eh hem. But anyways, as I got older and especially this year I’ve moved from watching tv to reading. I’m really blossoming into a mature woman-books! But because I work in the tv world I really need to start watching more tv, sigh. So! My favorite, most loved show is True Blood on HBO. OMG I could have sex with this show. It’s sooooo good. What is it about? Vampires. Vampires having sex. Lots of sex. And the story line’s good too. It really is an acceptable form of porn for women. We can talk about the show without sounding like pervs, but we all really know that this show is mostly about sex. I’ve been told I look like Anna Paquin- the leading lady, Sookie. So that doesn’t hurt my fantasies of me vicariously living through her (on the show of course, I don’t care about her in real life….um well maybe I do. She’s dating her Vampire lover on the show in real life- bitch). Ah Bill her sexy older Vampire lover. So hot that Bill. I’ve recently actually branched out to dating hot sexy older men because of Bill. But, older guys are no different then guys my age, except that they have wayyyyy more issues. Anyways! The tangents, the tangents. Then there’s Vampire Eric. Mm Mm Mm. All the gals I know love Eric. My favorite type of boy- blond with a fabulous bod. I could just eat him alive. And I won’t forget Jason. He’s not a vampire but he’s super dumb, blond, and really cute. Can you tell I have a thing for blonds? So…. True Blood is on Sundays. HBO is great cause if you miss a show you can watch it On Demand the next day. But HELL NO. I’ve only missed the live airing once and that was due to a work commitment. And you know the first thing I did when I got home was watch! Every Sunday night at 9 you now know where you can find me. Please don’t call me during that time. I’ll accept texts only because throughout the episode my cousin and I send each other messages about how amazing a certain sex scene was or how we each want a piece of Eric. But only texts about the show. Don’t waste my time.

p.s I’ve attached a sexy pic of Sookie and Eric.

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