Morning subway rides are usually very zen for me. I listen to music, drink my coffee, and read my book. Now that’s if I get a seat…and luckily I usually do. But on a rare occasion there just may not be enough seats for everyone. So some are stuck standing. It’s truly an amazing phenomenon- watching women on the subway waiting for a seat to open up. And yes, I am one of those women. We step in the car, realize there are no seats, and take a good guess who might be getting up next and hover over them. It’s the predator stalking it’s prey. And of course all of the standing ladies are eyeing each other, the competition, and ready to pounce into the first open seat. And that is exactly what happens. A seat opens and the nearest woman jumps her ass in that open seat. Now many times two women will go for the same seat and someone has to look like the bigger woman and say “oh you can sit here”, obviously pissed off wearing a fake smile. But it truly is amazing- the women standing, the tension building in the car. And forget about men without a seat, they have no chance in hell.
Archive for January, 2010
Wii Wii
January 11th, 2010 by Sipora | 2 Comments | Filed in deep thoughts, kvetchingWhy are kids and so many grown men addicted to playing video games? I remember loving them when I was younger, but now when I play them I’m like- eh. So about two weeks ago my co-worker went on, and on, and on about how he bought his “daughter” (aka- himself) a Wii system. Now, I’ve played Wii before (the sports package) at friend’s houses and was always like- eh. But for some reason because of my co-workers ranting I started to research Wii games and get really excited. Ohhhh there’s “Wii Fit”- an exercise program. I could really use that! (because I exercise sooooo much). So being the impulsive asshole that I am, I dropped 200 bucks on a Wii game system. I then bought the new Super Mario Brothers game, Wii Resort (another sports package), and an extra controller (the extra controller is still in its original package because no one has come over to play with me yet. Yes I am pathetic). Please note that I have not bought the “Wii Fit”- the original reason for me buying the Wii. But I figure the sports games are enough exercise for now. So now I own a Wii. I like the games where you’re actually moving better than the ones that you sit on the couch playing. I bought a ten dollar game that you race around a grocery store pushing a cart and try to find certain items such as a chicken or a sack of flour. I had to stop because it made me nauseous and gave me a headache. Hopefully I will continue to play with my Wii and it doesn’t become a dust collector along with the many other impulsive buys I’ve made over the years. <sigh>

POF
January 10th, 2010 by Sipora | 4 Comments | Filed in boyzSo there’s this new dating site- Plenty of Fish.com and it’s totally “Free”. I decided to post a pic of myself and write a little profile after a few friends told me about the site and that my self esteem would go waaaayyyyy up because you get tons of emails. Now who doesn’t like a little self esteem boosting?! I decided to put up just one pic of me- a super sexy one- just for fun. Boy, do the emails come pouring in! I would like to share a few lines written to me and also some pictures of the hot studs that have sent me emails. Sadly I deleted a lot of the good emails…before I knew I would blog about this. I will post more when I get them
Enjoy!!!
(note- I just copied and pasted)
Salacioustongue wrote: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Rafikmichael wrote: i see verey nice photo i want to be friend with you i can
FunIslandGuy (52 yrs old btw) wrote: I love film and writing. I am in SAG. I would like to talk to you about anything.
Bra
January 10th, 2010 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in deep thoughtsI walked into Victoria’s Secret today looking for a new bra. This 70 year old sales woman asked me if I needed help. She led me over to a table of bras saying “This is the bra that I wear”. And….I bought the bra…hmm.








