Cat Head

I’m a big walker. Since I live in NYC and don’t own a car, I walk. I love to walk. Walking rocks. So I was walking one nice day down Broadway to Union Square. The city is filled with tons of colorful (putting it nicely) characters. Notice the picture below! I snapped this asshole with a cat on his head. Yes…a cat on his head. I should add that while I was walking I was also mindlessly listening to my ipod. Walking + Ipod= great times. So I snapped the picture and what happened? The cat head asshole starts screaming and pointing at me. My body froze from terror, but I looked away and continued walking. This trashy lady (cat head man’s partner) with smokers voice ran up to me and said “that picture is a one dollar donation!” I looked at her in my terror, put my hands in my pockets and said- “I don’t have a dollar! I have five…do you have change?” Of course she says nope and there I am, standing with this scary lady and my five dollar bill. She had two single bills. I took her two bucks, gave her my five and quickly walked the fuck away. This fabulous picture cost me three bucks! That Bitch! I’m such a chicken   need some balls, seriously. Should of just continued walking. Street bullys! I hope that cat sits on her face while she’s sleeping.