Toilet Paper
July 13th, 2009 by Sipora | Filed under deep thoughts.I am wondering why toilet paper only comes in one size. And I’m not talking about one ply or two ply. How come homes can’t have super size rolls like in public bathrooms? I’m not too keen on the roughness of public bathroom TP, but imagine a huge roll of say…Charmin or Cottonelle? I go through about one roll of Cottonelle in about 3- 4 days. If I have a house guest, that time gets cut in half. And if I’m not feeling well, then, um…Anyways, a super size roll in the home would be fantastic! I mean, how annoying is it when you’re doing your business and the roll runs out! Is there a new roll near by? How the hell do I put the roll on the holder, etc. Someone needs to seriously start marketing designer super size TP holders for home bathrooms. It would cut down on a lot of wasted time changing TP rolls. I mean come on, seriously.
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I have three words for you toilet paper caddy.
Your problem is ply. If you prefer two-ply toilet paper… tripling that to create a “super roll” would be too much of a bathroom hinderance. Most personal bathrooms are pretty small. Who wants a giant roll of paper sticking out of the wall? Takes up too much space. Now… one-ply people may be able to accommodate the additional size, but Big Bathroom hasn’t yet brought a product to market that home contractors can get behind. Leading one to assume that people are still generally reluctant to house such a paper monstrosity.
Also, one-ply people are generally smarter.