Cats

I think I’m becoming a weird cat/animal person….and I don’t even have an animal. I’ve started emailing my friends and colleagues cute cat pictures and youtube videos. What is wrong with me! I swear, up until about 5 months ago I hated, I repeat- HATED cats. (one day I’ll tell my evil cat story) I’ve always been more of a “dog person”. Although, I can’t fathom having my own dog because I would be forced to pick up its shit. I had a dog growing up but she “went” in her designated poopy area in the backyard. No pooper scooping for me. I will also mention I am not too hip on cleaning up cat litter either. But something has changed inside. Maybe it’s because I’m getting older and need to pop out a kid soon (I don’t know)….But now whenever I see a dog or a cat (and yes sometimes a small child) I turn into super mushy Sipora. It’s disgusting. I disgust myself. I can actually see myself owning a little critter. But alas, my studio apartment is too small. There’s no place for a litter box. And no I’m not putting one in my bathroom or kitchen. No thanks on the shit/piss smell. So I guess I will have to wait a few more years, when I get a bigger apartment or a house. Maybe, in the meantime, I will fulfill my original idea and get a…newt.

Cat Spanking