This is super cool. I totally want one in my kitchen. Right on the kitchen table. With a little stand. My little apartment will really just be perfect then.
Archive for June, 2009
Nasty Lunch Pen
June 3rd, 2009 by Sipora | 3 Comments | Filed in kvetchingJust about everyday, for lunch during work, I go to the same little deli around the corner on 32nd St. I order the same turkey sandwich on whole wheat with honey mustard, side off pickles, and side of mixed veggies. Ok, fine. So here’s the part that makes me cringe- Because I’m a lazy bastard I usually never have cash on me and I have to pay with my debit card. So everyday the counter lady rings up my order, swipes my card…..and then…..here it comes….pulls a pen out of her nasty hair bun for me to sign the receipt with. What the hell! Ew, gross, yuck. I try my hardest to only touch the very bottom of the pen, near the tip. I am so grossed out that the pen I must sign the receipt with comes from this lady’s nasty, greasy, nasty nasty, hair bun. I mean come on! This is a food establishment! Where’s the hair nets people! I should report this. Or maybe I should just bring cash.
Sleeping Clover
June 2nd, 2009 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in deep thoughts, pixSo I bought a “bathroom plant” about two months ago. It’s actually been doing pretty well, meaning- I have been keeping it alive! It’s one pot filled with a bunch of different types of plants, one of the plants being Clover. I recently noticed that my little clover plant actually sleeps at night! In the morning it’s open and pretty, and at night it folds up and goes to sleep! Sleeping Clover. That should be the name of a 90’s trip-hop group.
Bathroom Pipe Dream
June 2nd, 2009 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in deep thoughtsAt this point in my life I am gladly living in an approximately 500 square foot studio in Queens, New York. It’s a prewar building located on a quiet tree lined block. I have a lovely eat in kitchen (rare for a city studio) that I painted mustard yellow. Anyway, I’m ganna just cut to the chase here -My goal, my dream, my overwhelming desire, is to have a totally tricked out bathroom. Especially the shower. I want a big shower with big glass doors. In my shower I would like a touch screen monitor attached to the shower wall. This will control the shower pressure (massage functions), temperature, have internet connection, possibly a speaker phone/ intercom, and of course- an in shower stereo system. I don’t think I will need a tv in the shower (I would rather that in front of the toilet and bathtub). I really just want some awesome speakers with me while I wash my hair. As far as the rest of the bathroom goes, along with the tv in front of the toilet, I will need a phone next to it (probably a hands free phone. That would be the sanitary thing to do). I don’t think I will need a bidet but maybe I’ll have one in there for the décor. Also, maybe a self warming toilet seat (I will have to think that through a bit more), definitely a self warming towel rack. Hmmm, the floor should be heated too. So that’s just about all I have to say on this topic. Thank you.









