Man Legs
June 23rd, 2009 by Sipora | Filed under boyz, kvetching.What’s the deal with men sitting “spread eagle” on the subway? Seriously, all men sit like this. They think the subway seat is their personal couch and I’m their little wife sitting next to them that they can knock their big fat knees into. Maybe it’s an instinctual thing. Like “you want a piece of this!” “I’m a man, watch me grunt and show off all my glory!” Okay that was kinda gross, sorry. Anyways, when men sit with their legs totally spread out they take up not one but two whole seats. And they don’t care. Or they’re just too stupid to know that they’re taking up someone else’s leg space. Like I said- all men! Young, old, blue collar, white collar, fat, skinny- all of them. I especially love when a man sits in the middle seat. So he’s in the middle with both of his legs totally spread out. So now both people on either side of him have to either knock knees or scrunch themselves to the edge of their seats, like I do. I do not want any nasty man legs touching mine, no thanks. Keep em closed, fellas!
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For the record, I do not spread my legs when I sit on the train. I tend to cross my legs at the ankles. Sometimes I choose to not sit down in trains during rush hour. I find that if and when I do, someone usually gets on the train that I deem more deserving of a seat than me, like an old lady or a pregnant woman. So I wind up giving up my seat. So really, I’m just a seat filler for old ladies on rush hour trains. There are worse jobs.
i like to do that without underwear and my george michael shorts.
…and then you ask the inconsiderate dirtbag if you can sit down,only to be stared at like you are a leper with no limbs.