Pickup Lines

My new favorite pickup lines:

“If you were a fly, I’d land on you, ‘cuz you’re the SHIT.”
“Our love is like diarreha, i just cant hold it in”
“Did you just fart? ‘Cause you blew me away.”
“Are you a Virtual Drive? ‘Cause I’d love to mount you on my desktop.”
“If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit between the holidays?”
“Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?”
“Baby you are so fine you turn my software into hardware.”

Best Cat Call I actually really got:
“God bless America!”

The National- Lit Up