Yawning

July 20th, 2007 by Sipora | Filed under kvetching.

Yawning. Do you know how ugly you look when you yawn? I was on the subway yesterday checking out this not so bad looking guy when all of a sudden what did he do? Yawn. Man what a heinous face he made. One eye kinda squinted, double chin took form, his lower lip kinda got lost inside is mouth. This all lasted for a good seven horrible seconds. I had to check back a few minutes later to make sure he was still hot. Now imagine he was not so good looking? Yikes. Do me a favor -cover your mouth when you yawn, like sneezing, or coughing. Yawning etiquette. Oh! And have you noticed how so many people make this huge production out of their yawn? Hands up in the air, the “yawn sound”. Seriously, keep it to yourself.

Maxwell- Lifetime


One Response to “Yawning”

  1. John Camillieri says:

    I don’t really have a problem with yawning. It is just the autonomic nervous systems method of oxygenating the human body. I do agree that one should cover their mouth when they succumb to a yawn and it is also not necessary to make a noise akin to a dying whale.

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