So this has been bothering me for quite some time now. It’s the summer and in the summer most women wear cute open toe shoes. Most of the women wearing the open toe shoes also sport pedicures. (A popular color being red. The French Manicure is a little weird on toes but whatever) Now the thing that totally urks me is when I am in a situation where I am forced to look at a woman’s toes- the subway, under a bathroom stall, the salad line during lunch. First I see the shoes. Then I notice the pedicure, and then I notice… the nasty long claws that are attached to their toes! Perfectly pedicured claws! I don’t know if these women get their toes done in this manner or they just leave the nail polish on while their nails grow way past the end of their toes. On any toe (man or woman) the nail should not extend past the toe. There should always be a little bit of toe left after the nail. Most of the time, I only see this nasty phenomenon on the big toe. But today, on the subway, I glanced down and saw on every single toe- green airbrushed nails that were grown out way past the end of the toe. Is this a new hot look I haven’t heard about yet? We’re growing out our toe nails to match our long finger nails? Toe nails like this not only are gross but they are also seriously dangerous. If these women are married, in relationships, whatever, I feel bad for whoever is sleeping with them! Ouch! Ouch! Keep your feet to yourself. No sleep kicking. And those claws could actually get caught on the blanket grandma knitted you. Ew. I have not had one pedicure this whole summer and I wear a lot of open toed shoes. Some women are totally against the “naked toe”. I say “whatever” to that. At least I cut my toe nails.

Bloc Party- Price Of Gass

Yawning. Do you know how ugly you look when you yawn? I was on the subway yesterday checking out this not so bad looking guy when all of a sudden what did he do? Yawn. Man what a heinous face he made. One eye kinda squinted, double chin took form, his lower lip kinda got lost inside is mouth. This all lasted for a good seven horrible seconds. I had to check back a few minutes later to make sure he was still hot. Now imagine he was not so good looking? Yikes. Do me a favor -cover your mouth when you yawn, like sneezing, or coughing. Yawning etiquette. Oh! And have you noticed how so many people make this huge production out of their yawn? Hands up in the air, the “yawn sound”. Seriously, keep it to yourself.

Maxwell- Lifetime