Morning subway rides are usually very zen for me. I listen to music, drink my coffee, and read my book. Now that’s if I get a seat…and luckily I usually do. But on a rare occasion there just may not be enough seats for everyone. So some are stuck standing. It’s truly an amazing phenomenon- watching women on the subway waiting for a seat to open up. And yes, I am one of those women. We step in the car, realize there are no seats, and take a good guess who might be getting up next and hover over them. It’s the predator stalking it’s prey. And of course all of the standing ladies are eyeing each other, the competition, and ready to pounce into the first open seat. And that is exactly what happens. A seat opens and the nearest woman jumps her ass in that open seat. Now many times two women will go for the same seat and someone has to look like the bigger woman and say “oh you can sit here”, obviously pissed off wearing a fake smile. But it truly is amazing- the women standing, the tension building in the car. And forget about men without a seat, they have no chance in hell.
Wii Wii
January 11th, 2010 by Sipora | 2 Comments | Filed in deep thoughts, kvetchingWhy are kids and so many grown men addicted to playing video games? I remember loving them when I was younger, but now when I play them I’m like- eh. So about two weeks ago my co-worker went on, and on, and on about how he bought his “daughter” (aka- himself) a Wii system. Now, I’ve played Wii before (the sports package) at friend’s houses and was always like- eh. But for some reason because of my co-workers ranting I started to research Wii games and get really excited. Ohhhh there’s “Wii Fit”- an exercise program. I could really use that! (because I exercise sooooo much). So being the impulsive asshole that I am, I dropped 200 bucks on a Wii game system. I then bought the new Super Mario Brothers game, Wii Resort (another sports package), and an extra controller (the extra controller is still in its original package because no one has come over to play with me yet. Yes I am pathetic). Please note that I have not bought the “Wii Fit”- the original reason for me buying the Wii. But I figure the sports games are enough exercise for now. So now I own a Wii. I like the games where you’re actually moving better than the ones that you sit on the couch playing. I bought a ten dollar game that you race around a grocery store pushing a cart and try to find certain items such as a chicken or a sack of flour. I had to stop because it made me nauseous and gave me a headache. Hopefully I will continue to play with my Wii and it doesn’t become a dust collector along with the many other impulsive buys I’ve made over the years. <sigh>

POF
January 10th, 2010 by Sipora | 4 Comments | Filed in boyzSo there’s this new dating site- Plenty of Fish.com and it’s totally “Free”. I decided to post a pic of myself and write a little profile after a few friends told me about the site and that my self esteem would go waaaayyyyy up because you get tons of emails. Now who doesn’t like a little self esteem boosting?! I decided to put up just one pic of me- a super sexy one- just for fun. Boy, do the emails come pouring in! I would like to share a few lines written to me and also some pictures of the hot studs that have sent me emails. Sadly I deleted a lot of the good emails…before I knew I would blog about this. I will post more when I get them
Enjoy!!!
(note- I just copied and pasted)
Salacioustongue wrote: Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Rafikmichael wrote: i see verey nice photo i want to be friend with you i can
FunIslandGuy (52 yrs old btw) wrote: I love film and writing. I am in SAG. I would like to talk to you about anything.
Bra
January 10th, 2010 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in deep thoughtsI walked into Victoria’s Secret today looking for a new bra. This 70 year old sales woman asked me if I needed help. She led me over to a table of bras saying “This is the bra that I wear”. And….I bought the bra…hmm.
Scarves
September 27th, 2009 by Sipora | 3 Comments | Filed in kvetchingDo you know what really pisses me off? I shall tell you. The “scarf trend”. I was shopping on the upper east side yesterday and every woman and her mother was wearing a freakin scarf. It’s September, not December. I understand it is a fashion trend, but I’m so over it. I’ve been seeing women wearing sweats and they throw on a scarf and “pouf” they now are wearing a put together outfit. It’s such a cheap trend! Everywhere I go- women in scarves. I’ll accept winter scarves and shawls, but none of this- throw a scarf on my ugly outfit and think I’m put together. …..I’m just sayin….
Happy New Year!
September 17th, 2009 by Sipora | No Comments | Filed in deep thoughtsI love this time of year. The weather gets so invigorating. September-October has always felt more like the “New Year” than December (Yes, I realize it is the Jewish New Year, but this is the first time I am really thinking about it). The fresh, crisp, cool air awakens me. New York is good in the Fall, especially at night. September is the new school year and that will always be ingrained in me. New backpack, new clothing, what’s not to love?! Halloween is basically my “New Years Party”. I’ve always enjoyed Halloween. I hope when I’m 40 I’ll be married to a hot man and will be living in a big lovely house or fabulous duplex apartment and I will throw a grand Halloween party…every year! Hey…I can dream. I mean, does anyone actually enjoy running around in 20 degree weather in the dead of winter…at midnight!? Not I. There’s nothing new about January 1st. It’s nice…peaceful, and quiet. Good for snuggling and hot cocoa. But September is new.
Cat Head
September 15th, 2009 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in pixI’m a big walker. Since I live in NYC and don’t own a car, I walk. I love to walk. Walking rocks. So I was walking one nice day down Broadway to Union Square. The city is filled with tons of colorful (putting it nicely) characters. Notice the picture below! I snapped this asshole with a cat on his head. Yes…a cat on his head. I should add that while I was walking I was also mindlessly listening to my ipod. Walking + Ipod= great times. So I snapped the picture and what happened? The cat head asshole starts screaming and pointing at me. My body froze from terror, but I looked away and continued walking. This trashy lady (cat head man’s partner) with smokers voice ran up to me and said “that picture is a one dollar donation!” I looked at her in my terror, put my hands in my pockets and said- “I don’t have a dollar! I have five…do you have change?” Of course she says nope and there I am, standing with this scary lady and my five dollar bill. She had two single bills. I took her two bucks, gave her my five and quickly walked the fuck away. This fabulous picture cost me three bucks! That Bitch! I’m such a chicken
need some balls, seriously. Should of just continued walking. Street bullys! I hope that cat sits on her face while she’s sleeping.
Books
July 30th, 2009 by Sipora | 1 Comment | Filed in deep thoughtsI have started reading. Books. This is like the biggest change I have made in my life since I moved out of my fathers house. I was never a big reader. Although, I have many great childhood memories of books that I had read and truly loved. I think it all went downhill when I was in high school. I was forced to read…and then write about what I had read…and read books that I was not too interested in. So I guess that’s when it became a drag. Also, textbooks. Now that is basically torture. From the time school ended till about a month ago, I shunned books. I was in love with my ipod and had a subscription to New York Magazine that I hardly read, except for the Approval Matrix. I went through a three year period of buying DVDs and trying to become a movie connoisseur- which has not turned out that well (but I’m still trying). I now own about 30 DVDs that I will most likely never watch again….oh well. Getting back to the book topic- My father gave me a copy of Marley and Me at a time when life was pretty shitty. He said “you’ll love it! It’s so funny. You’ll laugh…” I started reading the book in December and finally finished it I think in May. It was a cute book, I admit. But it was no page turner. I needed a good page turner to kick start my reading career. So I bought the book Eat Pray Love (I was told young ladies like myself enjoyed it). I loved it. It wasn’t really a page turner, but it was super inspiring. I think it took me about three weeks to finish it. The next book I bought I was actually embarrassed to read in public- The Da Vinci Code. I was embarrassed because everyone on earth has already read this book- except me. But I finished that bad boy in two weeks! I felt so accomplished. I didn’t love the book, but I liked it, and it was definitely a page turner. The next book I read was a book I had started but never finished- The Celestine Prophecy. I wanted to finish reading it, so I could put it behind me. I restarted it. And…ugh..it was bad. And it was a New York Times best seller. It was bad, but I just finished it today. A total of 11 days. I did read it a bit quick…just to get it over with. Did I mention how much I love browsing book stores? I always have loved strolling through the local Barnes and Noble. Even when I didn’t read. I would usually end up buying some sort of self help book, never really fully reading it, just flipping through it, reading the parts that interested me. I bought The Rules too…yeah…that’s an interesting book. I basically have a mini self help library in my apartment. But now, NOW, I will have real books! I’m so excited! I already like looking at my book shelf and seeing all the (well the 4) books I have read. It feels like I am exposed to a new type of food. Like if I had never tried seafood or Indian. So many books! So many I am excited to read. And my shpeal is now done. I’m of to read my new book Netherland ☺














